December 2009
“Hot white cougar drunk and dancing. What a turn on.”
2010 Resolutions
Study properly.
Make use of Gary’s home gym.
Cut down on junk food.
Slurge wisely (oxymoron).
Promote Piracy.
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Zombies – Ten WORST Things to do During a Zombie...
infinitebutterflies:
zombify:
via zombiephiles.com
Don’t set zombies on fire. Burning zombies smell terrible.
Don’t get sentimental. Zombies won’t.
Don’t forget to shut the door behind you. Zombies often come over without calling first.
Don’t keep zombies in the basement. Even if they are your zombie family.
Don’t try to reunite with friends / family over long distances.
Don’t go down....
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Bold all the things you've done in 2009
infinitebutterflies:
in spirit of the new year in less than a week….
taken from noahkai
Did something you said you would never do.
Payed for someone who said they would pay you back but never did.
Lied about where you were.
Discovered a new musician.
Made something for a friend.
Got a new phone.
Got a new iPod/Zune/Mp3 player.
Watched three or more episodes of Saturday Night Live.
...
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fuck yeah, Avatar
went to catch Avatar (3D) Yeah, the movie is worth all the praises.
Michelle Rodriguez tantamounts to Sasha Fierce.
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Malaysian woman, 107, fears hubby No. 22 will... →
I know i like cougars and all; but this is JUST PLAIN GROSS.
Grandma, you ought to seek help!
hit them with the frequency.
My 2nd Sister is BACK.
She went to India with her NUS mates for some CIP.
I pulled an all nighter; with Nip/Tuck Marathon.
Then straight away went to the airport and waited there for an hour plus like an idiot.
Anyways.
My sister bought me 2 Levi’s Tees from India.
So sweet.
But apparently it was fucking cheap (thankyou exchange rate)
I’m bored shitless at home.
I just want...
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WatchNip/Tuck opening is in there and it can take some time. Please watch all the way through. Trust me you would want to!
“patato; potato; french fries!” LOL!
If this ain’t bigotry at its best; then I don’t know what is. Nonetheless, it’s FREAKING HILARIOUS!!
This is why I love Jennifer Coolidge. She is one hell of an actress! LOVE HER CHARACTERS; ALWAYS!! I’m...
Now I Become Obsolete →
Above is the link to my sister’s blog.
I did her blogskin. And now i feel like shit. Because I feel that the skin i did for her is way better than my own. FECK!
Always getting what you want.
Jane came over today to do nothing but complete crap. There were tons of awkward moments because Gary was home today. LOL.
A Few Tweets to summarise the day:
@janeteganism should be here 45 minutes ago! If I asked her she’ll say that she’s coming with a big O. Lol!
FUCKING HILARIOUS. In the room with @janeteganism and GARY! LOL! Gary is wet and half naked. Talk about awkwardness.
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Actress Brittany Murphy dead at 32 →
damn.
I loved her. Especially in 8 Mile.
Angel of death is such a bitch.
“& If you are not getting answers;
ask better questions!”
– Q by Cartel
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cause when it’s colder i feel much better...
“If you think that Nip/Tuck is gross and lascivious, wait till you watch Dexter!”
– Thyself
“That’s what’s so wonderful about being young. There’s no...”
– Nip/Tuck
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WatchRhona fuckme Mitra in Nip/Tuck as Kit McGraw Well.
Epitome for Wet Dream.
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Dysfunctional; i should know
Christian Troy: Sorry I'm late.
Miss Wentworth: Have a seat, Mr. McNamara.
Christian Troy: It's Troy. Dr. Christian Troy.
Miss Wentworth: I'm confused. I thought you were his father.
Christian Troy: I am. I'm his, uh, biological father.
Matt McNamara: I have 2 dads.
Miss Wentworth: Well, was there a divorce? Oh, got it. 2 dads. Emily Willis has 2 momies. We're seeing more and more of this.
Christian Troy: Matt's father is my partner, Dr. Sean McNamara.
Miss Wentworth: I understand.
Matt McNamara: They're not gay, Miss Wentworht. My Mom slept with Christian before she married my Dad.
Adrian Moore: Technically, I don't have any father figures, but Matt's living in my house and screwing my Mom, so I pretend he's my Dad.
Ava Moore: It's true, Miss Wentworth. Matt and I are lovers. I was his life coach.
Adrian Moore: You see, Matt has a problem. He's a premature ejaculator.
Miss Wentworth: Ok, enough. I deal with dysfunctional families on a daily basis. And trust me, everyone has a story, and none of you are that special.
she makes me feel like shit.
anyway. since Gary executed the Deed Poll today and all.. and since i’m fucking bored. decided to post some urban dictionary definitions.
Karthik
1. epitome of perfection
Dobek wants to be a karthik, but fails miserably.
2. The ultimate man-whore. He’ll charm his way into your pants then sleep with your friends. Stay away.
I feel for a “Karthik” last night. (2 months...
Nip/Tuck S02E06
Christian: You're in jail for some hot piece of teenage ass?
Matt: She's not a teenage piece of ass. She's your age, okay? She's the life coach my mom hired to get my grades up.
Christian: Your grades, asshole, not your dick!
I am a mental wreck; deep beneath.
okay. My deed poll is ready. I’m going down to the lawyer’s office tomorrow with Gary to execute the Deed Poll. And.. I will be K. Karthikeyan Rajah Jefferson officially. okay. I got bored and decided on my introduction.
I’m Karthikeyan Rajah Jefferson
You can call me Jefferson/Jeff
Or you can call me Karthik
But if you cant pronounce tamil words
I suggest u stick to the...
Dexter
Most people enjoy a sacred pact with society. Live a good life and society will take care of you. But if society drops the ball; someone else has to pick up the slack.
why spend mine, when i can spend yours?
Kj and Jane came over to Jurong West for BBQ SEAFOOD.whoooo. ate till we couldn’t walk.we trudged our way back to my flat. well.all we did was, play with boyboy like mad and watch 18 year old virgin.i still havent figured how time passed so quickly.they left here at 1am! thank god.handy dandymy chauffeur, Gary,sent both of them back. anyways.Gary agreed to let me change my name.I just got a...
one tough act to follow
ok.today/yesterday. went to Muzzaffir’s partyat Cairnhill Towers.getting there is a total bitch.hahahahaha.felt guilty for leaving early. anyways.after which.went to meet kaijing. planned to catch A Perfect Getaway [thriller movie]but then no fucking seats.bloody suay. walk around like mofos.from somerset to Wheelock. late night supper @Burger King.whoooo. and thendesperately seek...
Pink drinks that seem to get the best of you,
This ain’t a love song (oh no),This ain’t a broken heart homie singin’ only ‘cause he’s lonely,This ain’t a love song (oh, no, no, no),This ain’t a whiskey-drowned ballad,There ain’t nothing here that’s valid,So tell me baby, pretty baby, that this house is not a graveyard,Tell me how to stay strong and carry you home,Over corpses of her...
dance dance dance; till you're dead.
step 1: wake up at 6am step 2: freshen up step 3: jogging 5 rounds step 4: 500 jump ropes step 5: 50 jumping jacks step 6: Go Home step 7: Shower step 8: SLEEP for another 5 hours! Repeat steps 2 - 8 at 8pm. Strenuous lifestyle eh.need to get in shape.need to look fuckable enough to be man whore.LOL! anyways.2010 may be a good year for me.my uncle promised $200 for every A1$100 for A2and $50...
The Book of Love
damn.American Pie 7was a disappointment. 1) the story was kinda shitty2) the actors (mostly) looked like fuck3) Stifler was sincerely terrible. Honest SHITLER. get better stiflers u mofos! well then again.it’s American pie and i still love it.LOL. the movie open with the protagonist stuffing his junk in a fucking sandwich.EPIC. Dayna: I told you it was important for me to save myself until...
hold my hand while you cut me up.
well.i had a beautiful surprise today.a parcel from Club 21 arrived at my doorstep. comprised of The BOOK of PRIVILEGES.fucking cool.though it’s a total waste of a few trees.they elegantly placed the membership card amidst tens of pages. whooooooo.now i’ve got the urge the splurge more.i think that was the anticipated reaction from their side. anyways.though i’m in love with...
My Sassy Girl
On the reasons to stop seeing her side we have: One, on going physical danger. Two, high likely-hood of a broken heart. Three, uh career sabotage. Four, she is clinically insane. Five, she seems to enjoy my pain. Six, fourteen piece matched set of Louis Vuitton emotional baggage. Seven, I haven’t even kissed her yet, for God’s sakes. Uh eight, she’s ruining my life. And the...
Live Like We're Dying.
Yeah… gotta startlookin at the hand of the time we’ve been given herethis is all we got and we gotta start pickin itevery second counts on a clock that’s tickin’gotta live like we’re dying We only got86 400 seconds in a day toturn it all around or throw it all awaywe gotta tell ‘em that we love ‘emwhile we got the chance to saygotta live like...
there's something that i should have said.
Debra Morgan is Dexter’s step-sister.They became related when Dexter was adopted by Deb’s father, Harry, who instantly developed a bond with his new son. Deb grew of very jealous of it.Debra is a detective in the Miami Police Department. During season two, she got engaged to a man that ended up being the notorious murderer known as The Ice Truck Killer. That’s never fun.This...